Is the former Speaker running for president or running for Catholic? Any more word on Mr Gingrich switching this Lent, or at some Easter Vigil, or sometime later? Which will give him the thumbs-up first, the GOP head or the marriage tribunal?
What would be interesting is watching some Catholics spin in circles to avoid piling on like they did with John Kerry in ’04. Or it could be time to break out that old song, the one that sings, “I wanna party like it’s nineteen ninety-four.”