Evangelization hums along pretty well in your parish. Your colleague, the RCIA director, speaks with you about this year’s crop of catechumens. A good group, you hear, but with the possible taint of heresy.  That perks your ears. You’ve been asked to include this list of names into the Vigil’s Litany of Saints.

Take the Purple Chair and render judgment. Which names make the Easter Vigil cut this year? Who is sent back for a middle name or a patron saint? Here’s the list:

Amadeus
Arian
Baxter
Elvis
Giles
Gnosis
Hermione
Irenaeus
Miles
Minerva
Modern
Nestor
Niles
Severus
Superba
Wolfgang
Zambdas

Who’s a saint? A pretender? A heretic? Have any names of your own to offer up?

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