On my diet plan, I’m permitted miniscule amounts of “condiments.”

Salads are a challenge, or at first glance I thought they’d be. My favorite salad dresings are caesar and blue cheese. (I’ll state up front that in spite of its raging popularity since its 1973 invention, I think ranch dressing is a waste of good milk.)

So when I was facing a plate of cucumber, mushrooms and tuna that first Sunday night, I was thinking maybe I didn’t need anything else. And you know: tuna makes a passable salad dressing. Especially when you’ve subsisted on shakes, bars, and packaged soup all day. Lo and behold, here I am five days into the plan, and I haven’t dropped a drip of dressing on any of my greens. A few observations:

No matter how tasty prepared packaged food is (and some of it is) I find I really appreciate the taste of raw lettuce, unadorned with soy or whey or cellulose.

Steak and chicken also make excellent salad dressings.

I’ve never been much of a meat-eating guy. I prefer to have meat mixed with things like bread, rice, or cooked vegetables. That Monday night steak was more a sense of celebration when we treated the young miss to a birthday dinner.

On the other hand, once I mixed a fruit cup in a lettuce salad for dinner when the church ran out of dressings. That wasn’t bad: banana, pineapple, and grapes with bread.

Hmm.

Off ten pounds in six days, according to the crazy scale at the house. Is this worth it? Better be. Maybe I can combine that scrambled egg packet with the pancake packet and have crepes. I’ll have to eat them in two sittings, however.

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