In totalitarian governments, they would love our system. This is what Hitler and Mussolini and all those tried to establish: a monolith so all the children would be educated in one set of beliefs and one way of doing things.
Some words are way overused when public people sputter and grasp for a metaphor. I think it would be a good thing for bishops and others to just put away the H-word, the M-word, and the S-word.
If they have to get across a point about something they really dislike, let me suggest other names, perhaps from the world of sports: Jerry Jones and the Dallas Cowboys, George Steinbrenner and the Yankees. Guys like that. Who knows? It might inspire a more manly church.
Meanwhile, when at a loss for words, maybe there’s something to keeping them lost.