His plea: he was required to consume the Precious Blood at his four Masses that day.
The police verdict: revocation of driver license.
A few liturgist questions … Are Italian clergy routinely presiding at four Masses a Sunday? Are Italian sacristans routinely this generous with their preparations for Mass? Would there be no deacons or acolytes or lay Communion ministers to assist? Does the Church need to appoint designated drivers for its clergy on Sunday afternoons?