If it’s November, it means we’re on for the War on
Just a disclaimer here: I probably drink one of their coffees about twice a year, making it unlikely I will drink out of a gay or pagan cup. Honestly, I don’t see the artistic design department channeling the latest family values scandal with these hands. If anything, the hand with the boyish sweater cuff is holding a hand connected to a pair of fashionable girly bangles.
This has the whiff of one of those things brewed up by publicity hounds. Then again, if Fox Noise was promoting pistachios, they’d try to tell us that chestnuts were a liberal plot to take down green-tinted nuts. Between you and me, I think those manly Fox executives mainly want their women scooting between the staff kitchen and the boardroom to bring them their java. No need for $6 cups and cross-gossiping about corporate secrets in the coffeeshop a block over.
Let’s remember the all-American holiday coming up later this week, though. After that, it still won’t be Christmas. We still have this American seasonal observance. No patriotic business enterprise, not even Starbucks, will stand in its way. A few of them will even take away your family time. Judge that for scrooginess, if you will.
Happy Holidays, people.